Like OMG!!!

I know all the athletes feel safer already knowing the Elite Chinese Military Scooter Police have rolled these babies out for use during the Games!! They’ll paralyze terrorists with laughter!!

I can imagine them now tearing around HK’s next Jackie Chan “Police Story” film right now!! Hahahahaha!!!!

Hmmmmm? I’m a girl who always likes some nifty snacks to go with a night of movies but some of the stuff one finds on the internet makes you wonder…..

The “engrish” translations for this one leaves some doubt as to exactly what the heck you might be getting.

Almost makes Neko want to know just what sort of “chunks” are involved here……

As it’s Friday the 13th, your favorite Catgirl thought this might just be the appropriate news nugget to spring on you……an amusement park in the city of Changchun in northern China has just constructed the world’s largest penis. Apparently…because they could.

A sure way to bring a few extra customers (but maybe put off a few too), this 30-foot phallic named the Sky Pillar is a concrete pole wrapped in straw at the Longwan Shaman Amusement Park. Apparently there is an ancient Traditional Legend that explains it all……..naturally. (I wonder if there is a sacred pilgrimage involved or not…..)

Ancient Legend says that a Shaman hero named Ewenki vanquished a cruel female ruler and gave her a penis totem, telling her to respect males and not kill them at will.

I’m picturing a really cool Martial Arts film by the Shaw Brothers on this one……(and what would be the title?)

How’s this for a crazy purse? I wonder if your Favorite Catgirl Princess can get it in Siamese….. (and boy, I hope it’s had it’s shots!!)

I’m thinkin’ nobody, but nobody is gonna try a purse snatching here…….

One would think that certain things would be self explanatory, but apparently in the interests of promoting good parenting practices……(and for the safety of Kitties everywhere….)

Please!! Think of the Kitties!!

As you know, back in Neko’s college days I was way into the whole cosplay thing, and I’m still interested in it even though I hung up my “ears and tail” years ago….

But not all cosplay is good….some can be downright scary…..like this picture I happened across. This is just the sort of costume that gives even Hamtaro nightmares…Heheehehe!!