It be Sept. 19th here at Cap’n Neko’s Litterbox!! That can only mean one thing matey…. it’s “Talk Like A Pirate Day”. Another chance to dress in me silly booties, talk all “piratey”, wave a cutlass around and generally make silly the whole darn day!!

Me thinks I be takin’ me new Cabin Girl Carolyn out to “Long John Silvers” for some fish and chips tonight…. and maybe later we’ll see if I can get her to watch some classic old pirate movies while we drink some grog and maybe I’ll get to see where me favorite wench keeps her “buried treasure”…… Arrrrhhh!!!

For those of ye’ a’ wantin’ to know more about this wondrous holiday and how you too can get in on the fun and hijinx…. ye be needin’ to set sail for HERE!!

Avast ye scurvy dogs!! We be settin’ sail tonight for some sillyness!! Man the topsails!! Poop the jib… batten the hatches….. hoist the jolly roger….. swab the decks…. and whatever else we can do that sounds “naughty and nautical”!! Yay!!

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Now that the International League of Catgirl Princesses have sorted out all their new uniforms, worked on their marksmanship, and gotten some rigorous training in hand to hand combat, it’s come to our attention that some of us are…. well…. just a wee bit more “Extreme Violence Junkies” than others…. A good thing? A bad thing? We’re not really certain, but darn….. we certainly know super cute and deadly when we see it!! And there’s only one thing cuter than a catgirl waving a gun around, and that’s a catgirl armed with something sharp and pointy!!

As an example, meet Nami, our undisputed fencing champion, and poster kitten for the ol’ “Watch it, or you’ll put an eye out!” award handed out at this year’s Catgirl picnic and community dance off.

Given her almost crazy skills with the katana… (and her frantic need to spring out from hiding and shout “Banzai!!” at most everybody she meets), we decided to make her our new Fencing Instructor…. so soon, we’ll all be “slicing and dicing” evildoers like there’s no tomorrow! You just watch!

(Ouchie!! OMG!!! Waaaahhh!!! I think I just cut my lil’ tail off!! Band aids!! Stat!!)

After some weeks of extensive design work and endless hours explaining to harried seamstresses just why it’s soooo important that the panties are visible, the International League of Catgirl Princesses have settled on the look of their new service uniform.

Modeled here, you can see why 9 out of 10 “Forces of Evil” prefer to be taken into custody by our ever vigilant agents. Not once since it’s introduction has any dangerous perp failed to “assume the position” when sternly requested to do so.

It’s sleek… stylish and ever so comfy in most parts of the world….. ( but alas… it’s not toooo popular with our ski troopers….perhaps other gear will be made available for mountain and arctic wear…).

Coming soon…. an entire line of deadly weapons, all fashionably designed with the uber-violent catgirl in mind.

Police agencies of the world… take note. You see before you the future of super heroic law enforcement. Stylish… yet ever so Kawaii!!

“Meow, meow, for now, o’ evil doers!!”

First it was a photo of the secret HQ of the International League of Catgirl Princesses, but now I’ve tracked down some pictures of the ultra sophisticated state of the art official spycar we Catgirls get to drive as we speed off on our missions….

Yes…. yes, I know. All of you ordinary “Non Catgirls” are probably just sooo jealous right now. Aside from it’s stylish exterior, it features an interior completely done in the softest pink plush, with ample cupholders and a nice lil’ catnip mousie hanging from the rear view mirror…. Oh, and of course dual 50. calibre hairball projectors fore and aft….. gotta love those!

Vroooom!!!

According to the latest at Weird Asia News, the hottest recent trend to hit Japan is the Calico Cafe…. a Tokyo Teashop that allows visitors to drink their tea while communing with a whole room full of delightful cats. Yay!!

Finally… somebody has recognized the true potential of the cat…. soooo soothing and soooo cute!! Kawaii desu ne!!! Oooohhh!! そうかわいい!!

I soooooo wanna go! I wonder if there is a special rate for we Wannabe Catgirls? Neko-chan will bring Goober too!

Let’s all “Read On”… shall we?

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Yep…. that’s sooooo what this has to be a picture of!! (Either that, or it’s the entrance to the coolest pet shop in all of Japan!!)

But this lil’ Catgirl prefers to believe that now… right this moment….. somewhere in Japan… there is a secret high tech HQ for all Catgirls where we can frolic… hone our crimefighting skills chasing big balls of yarn…. a place where we can lounge around on fluffy pink pillows in the sunlight….. play dress up all day and generally revel in the wonderfulness that is… well… us!!

I just knew it would happen someday and if they need some perky kittens to fill out the membership, Neko-chan is ready to go into action!! Thankfully, I still have my “Ears & Tail” around somewheres…. Now just where did I put my Secret Catgirl Decoder Ring? CATGIRL MYSTICAL TRANSFORMATION!!! (Cue the theme song!!)

Psssst!!! If any of you gentle visitors has any clue what this place actually is, please let me know…. it’s just driving me absolutely crazy!!

I had just gotten over reading “Vagina Ripped Apart By Water Fountain” when this lil’ news tidbit out of China caught my eye….. “Exploding Chair Destroys Boy’s Ass”

According to a Chinese Blog , “A fourteen-year-old Chinese boy was killed after the office chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts up into his rectum, resulting in extensive bleeding, to which he succumbed before medical attention could stem the flow.”

“The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair but he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance. However, unfortunately, it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.”

“The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurized gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.”

“In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at this particular hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month alone, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.”

OUCH!!! Talk about product safety failure…..

Another of those terrible fates Neko wants to put on her list of things to avoid!!

Yipes!! Just when you think there’s no more bizarre things that can happen to you, then you come across a news story like this: “Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain”….. Yep… naturally I just had to read this one….

According to Weird Asia News a “19 year-old college student named Yang, was at a local center square in the Henan Province of China in August of 2007. She went with some friends to enjoy the day and see the musical water fountain show.”

“Yang and her friends were allegedly playing in the water fountain area and enjoying the light burst of water that would spray them when all of a sudden Yang was struck by a powerful burst of water that threw her up into the air. After the fall, Yang experienced extreme stomach pains and was bleeding badly. She was immediately taken to the hospital to undergo medical care.”

“The doctor said that the fountains water pressure had torn her vagina and damaged her intestines.During the following 7 months, Yang received 3 surgeries to repair the damage, which left her some pretty bad scars.

Yang is suing the owners of the fountain for around $24,500 in damages.” - as quoted from Weird Asia News

OMG!! It’s sorta like if Marilyn Monroe had stood over a steam cannon instead of an air vent….. Put this one on the list of things Neko never, ever wants to try…..

Yaaaarrr!! Avast there mateys!! Today be one of them festivals this lil’ Catgirl just plain loves…. An unbridled excuse to talk silly, and dress up even sillier!! I be talkin’ of course of “the 6th annual “Talk Like A Pirate Day”!!

Would Neko-chan miss such a decidedly goofy oportunity to party? AARRRHHH!! Never!!

So… for today at least, “Shiver ye timbers, buckle yer swashes, and batten down yer hatches me boyos, we be settin’ sail for fun”!!

For those of ye’ a’ wantin’ to know more…. ye be needin’ to set sail for HERE!!

And to send ye on your way, we gots a video for ya, me swarthy buccaneers!! …… And ye keepin’ yer hooks off me doubloons, ye scurvy dogs!!

Hahahaha!!! Every once in a while, this lil’ Catgirl does research on some of the elements of an asian film, and while I often find what I need for a review, I also learn some of the goofiest things…..

Here for example is a folklore monster from Japan that just begs for his own movie….. Shirime (尻目 (しりめ) aka “Anus Eye”. I kid you not…. he’s a “real” monster from old Japanese folklore.

The story on him, as quoted from www.obakemono.com, goes as follows:“Long ago, a samurai was walking at night down the road to Kyōto, when he heard someone calling out for him to wait. “Who’s there?!” he asked nervously, only to turn around and find a man stripping off his clothes and pointing his bare buttocks at the flabbergasted traveler. As if this weren’t traumatizing enough, a huge glittering eye then opened up where the strange man’s anus should have been.

The samurai ran away screaming, and this obscene apparition was never seen again.

The haiku poet and artist Buson liked this naughty creature enough to include it among his many paintings of yōkai.”

Yep…. this guy just screams for his own movie where he chases Japanese schoolgirls around….. or maybe the Pang Brothers could use him for the next “The Eye” sequel……

Anyway… obakemono.com is a nifty site full of other goofy critters, so check it out!