Once upon a time, in an Internet far, far away, a lil’ Catgirl wannabe named Miyuki stumbled into a genre movie site named Delirium Vault in search of info on the Shaw Brothers horrorfest “The Killer Snakes”. Despite her terrible, terrible tastes in film, (or maybe because of it), they made her feel right at home and actually let her spread the word about all the downright wacky films she loves to watch.

Years later, she’s still there…. still watching atrocious Asian cinema, Euro-trash horror, and some of the goofiest exploitation films ever made. If it’s bad…. really, really bad…. if it has both zombies AND Kung Fu in it…… then she’s probably seen it, and has made it her mission in life to tell you all about it.

…You poor unlucky souls…