Archive for April, 2009
Byleth

More proof if needed that the world’s gone mad: I’ve just noticed an expiry date on a roll of tape. It’s as good as any other reason to lament the seventies are finished: an era style may have forgotten, but food didn’t have an expiry date and mothers weren’t crucified when they allowed their toddlers to sip their wine or inhale some smoke. The latter was shown on a retro show the other day and I believe the viewers have caught up with the woman by now and have banished her from the country. Another grand plus of the seventies: it was the era of the giallo.

Meet Byleth, the Italian bastard child of a giallo and Bilitis. The erotic scenes are clearly shot to titilate the viewer and the lack of vaseline on the lens has a simple explanation: they didn’t have a budget. In Byleth a young man has the best day of his life when his sister returns home: you see, he had a fond relationship with his sister. No, fonder than what you’re thinking of… let’s just say they often slept together. Too bad for him she’s been keeping a little secret: she’s been married for a couple of months and she’s returned to introduce her husband.
And to make it more of a giallo: there’s also a mad killer on the loose, cutting women with a strange knife.

Byleth – or Byleth, il demone dell’incesto to use the film’s full title – was directed in 1972 by one Leopoldo Savona, whose filmography included mostly westerns (maybe you’ve heard of his Apocalypse Joe). The biggest name attached to the film is Mark Damon, whose filmography we don’t need to mention here (because we know you’re into cult movies and there’s no need to insult your intelligence). Damon plays Lionello, the troubled protagonist of the film. His sister (and possible love interest) Barbara is portrayed by Claudia Gravy, who appeared in a handful of exploitation movies. Speaking of exploitation movies, Marzia Damon (the unlucky chambermaid) has a filmography brimful of exploitation: this film is by far the most normal, other films include Decameron n°69, Holocaust 2: the memories, delirium and vendetta (nicknamed “I’ll spit on your swastika”) and Sexy Sinners. Aldo Bufi Landi, as Barbara’s husband, completes the main cast.

Byleth was released by X-Rated Kult DVD and it proudly boasts it has the dvd world premiere of this film. It’s true that this is quite a rare movie. Not in the least because its theme (the incestuous relationship) and giallo references make it sound sleazier than the film ultimately is. It should be avoided at any cost if you can’t stand slow-paced films. In fact, Byleth is so slow it makes Finnish arthouse films look like rollercoaster rides. However, one third of those overlong scenes consist of semi-naked to naked women in extasy, so the pervs amongst you may want to complain the movie is only 79 minutes long.

Which brings us to the language options of the film: you can choose between German audio with optional English subtitles or Italian audio with fixed English subtitles. If you choose the Italian audio, you’re in for a surprise: the first scene is in German. Rather than have you check seven times whether you’ve chosen the correct audio channel, I can tell you that you did choose correctly, but the Italian version is shorter than the German version (that’s a first) and the missing scenes are inserted into the Italian version. Because clearly the Italians thought 79 minutes was way too long for a movie. Collectors will of course choose the Italian version to see what was chopped.

Bad news from our subtitle department: the movie is presented as a 4:3 letterbox and the subtitles are at the bottom of the screen. So if you don’t understand German or Italian, you’ll be forced to switch your widescreen tv to 4:3 format if you want to know what’s going on.
Speaking of subtitles, they sometimes lack a finishing touch. The subtitlers may want to check up on their English grammar again: “Why you wrote me…?” and “he don’t” is not correct English and as far as sloppiness goes, there’s one scene where we’re informed the killer dragged the “boody” to the “parc”.

As per usual, X-Rated have released the film with two covers. You can choose between one using the German subtitle “the demon with the bloody fingers” or one going for the sleazier “horror sex in spooky castle”. The artwork is also different, but the one with the naked woman approached by the gloved hands was often used as the film’s poster. This is something you can check in one of the extras: a slideshow of artwork for the film. Other extras are a couple of trailers (including Africa Erotica and the quite awful Oh, Bangkok!) and a comparison of the film copies. The Italian VHS didn’t use a nightfilter whereas the DVD does. The result is a clear improvement: suddenly Italian nights don’t look like noons anymore.

I must say that the film improves after a while, but it’ll take you more than half an hour to get captivated by it. And, for me, the captivation didn’t last forever: Savona may be able to direct a couple of interesting scenes, but a handful of good scenes don’t make a good movie. Weirdly enough, this helps the film in a way: when the movie’s finished you are allowed to wonder if all you’ve seen really happened or whether you were partly in the sick mind of Lionello.

So maybe not an exceptional movie, but at least it’s decent and rare. Good luck – as with most X-Rated Kult releases – tracking it down.

P.S. At the time of writing Xploited Cinema still offered both versions of the DVD release.

A Night To Remember

It’s Easter Monday, which means time for a movie that won’t give you any stomach aches. A Night To Remember was made in 1943 and the director was Richard Wallace. Wallace directed over 60 movies from the 20s to the 40s, but his name isn’t very familiar. BBC viewers may remember his movie The Fallen Sparrow, which adorns occasional tv afternoons.
In A Night To Remember, often confused with the Titanic movie made 15 years later, Brian Aherne stars alongside Loretta Young. Aherne is a crime writer, married to Young and about to unpack all of their stuff in the newly rented basement space somewhere in the big city. The couple want to have a drink in a local pub and overhear some gangster-ish type meeting fellow thugs in the couple’s brand new apartment. Though the night passes quietly, morning smacks the couple in the face: they discover there’s a body on the premises. The police suspect Aherne may be behind the murder (after all, a lot of his oeuvre has the word ‘murder’ in the title), but the couple is helped by the fact the house seems to be full of dark personalities.

… oh, and a tortoise. Yes, there’s a tortoise running… sorry… crawling through the house. It’s even the basis of a couple of scary moments: “I feel something touching me… eek… never mind, it’s just the tortoise.”

Anyway, that does give you some indication of how scary this film is. When I bought it, it was presented to me as a film noir. It is not. The closest resemblance is the wonderful crime slash comedy series The Thin Man. Sadly, this does not involve the wonderfulness of Myrna Loy and William Powell, which makes A Night To Remember about as strong as some of the lesser Thin Man output.

The attempts at slapstick humour (i.e. Aherne’s continuing attempts to open the apartment’s sturdy door) are not as fun as they’re meant to be, the crime factor isn’t scary or exciting at all, but the snoozing factor of this film somehow works to its benefit. There’s no real reason to superbly like the movie, but you can’t dislike it either.

The film is out on DVD in Spain, but I had trouble ordering it locally. The best way to obtain this film is still Xploited Cinema (link), as long as they’re still around…
The DVD contains the film in both English and Spanish audio, with optional Portuguese subtitles. The extras department took a day off and you’re left with only a couple of trailers.

Our verdict: 6/10

Finally… the music list of 2008

Never before was it so close between the number 1 and number 2… never before did it take me so long to complete the list and find the links. But… ladies and gentlemen… we now have 99 working links. That’s right: a link to every track in my best of list.

Here’s my top ten in songs:

1. CRYSTAL CASTLES – Courtship Dating
2. AUDREY – Big Ships (last.fm stream)
3. HEADLESS HEROES – To You (YouTube)
4. LYKKE LI – I’m Good I’m Gone (YouTube)
5. PORTISHEAD – Machine Gun (YouTube)
6. UNDER BYEN & THE DANISH RADIO SINFIONETTA – Den her sang handler om at fa det bedste ud af det (YouTube)
7. ISOBEL CAMPBELL & MARK LANEGAN – The Raven (YouTube)
8. LITTLE BOOTS – Meddle (YouTube)
9. THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS – Separate And Ever Deadly (YouTube)
10. dEUS – The Architect (YouTube)

The entire list can be looked at and listened to here.