Archive for April, 2008
The Last Tears From Planet Earth

Saw this on Fuori Orario (Rai Tre) the other night.

THE LAST TEARS FROM PLANET EARTH (2003)

A visionary voyage in a deserted land where the human race is a distant memory. This fusion of live footage, mirror photography and computer animation set to the pulse of electronic music of Lorenzo Brusci is a hauntingly beautiful elegy for humanity.

Director: Graziano Staino
Actors: Nami Ha-vinh and Lawrence Ferlinghetti.
Length: 5 min
Genre: experimental, avant garde, sci-fi

http://www.undergroundfilm.org/films/viewer.tcl?wid=1013588&oftype=lar
(Quicktime)

Femina Ridens out on DVD

Femina Ridens (image: Xploited Cinema)Generally it’s only our own thoughts that make it to the frontpage, but traditions are there to be broken every now and then. And this sounds like a good opportunity to do so: Shameless Screen Entertainment are a UK company who release DVDs. This week (April 14) they’ll release Femina Ridens a.k.a. The Frightened Woman. Which happens to be one of my favourite 60s Italian cult movies. Or maybe even movies in general. So now I’ll hand over the mic (or keyboard) to Shameless…

Shameless Screen Entertainment is proud to announce that their 14th April DVD release of The Frightened Woman (aka Femina Ridens) has been approved by Piero Schivazappa, the director of the film.Witness the ultimate subjugation of a woman to serve the most twisted desires of man in the achingly hip ‘n’ horny Femina Ridens, where the kinkiest urges are played to a deadly conclusion…

The beautifully sensuous Dagmar Lassander stars as Maria, the living sex toy of Dr Sayer (Philippe Leroy) who delights in killing women at the point of orgasm. Sayer’s prolonged campaign of degradation pushes Maria right to the edge of death but the spell she casts on him will lead to the most extraordinary climax of a lifetime!

Stylish, imaginative and deliciously twisted, this kitschy 60s pop art erotica-fest boasts gorgeous set design, an even more alluring leading lady and a heady desire to please the viewer with increasingly bizarre and dangerous sex games.

Rebuilding The Frightened Woman has been a labour of love but thanks to the work of genre expert Marc Morris the Shameless version of The Frightened Woman runs at 86m 03secs compared to the 83m 25 secs run time supplied by the licensor.

What became clear as Shameless compared all the known versions of The Frightened Woman was that various moments had been lost at different points in all of them. Some were merely shaved seconds; others changed the nuance of a scene or missed out important footage. These have been more than enough to prompt fans on the web to start cataloguing the differences with a prime example being this thread on the respected DVD Maniacs forum:

In order to create this new Shameless version they have used a wide variety of source materials that widely vary in quality but they believe that the end result shows off the film in the complete form it has long deserved to be celebrated in including the correct colour palette.

Shameless have kept director Piero Schivazappa informed throughout the process and asked him to watch through it for them and see if he could give it his seal of approval. He kindly sat through it, with script in hand and felt that, “it is as faithful as it can be to the original script”, and was very happy to see the film brought back to life in this Shameless version declaring, “This IS the version of my film to watch.”

Well, all that sounds marvellous, but please bear in mind that the DVD will be released in anamorphic widescreen version (yay!) with English audio only (ermm). However, let us not be too gloomy: it’ll still be the best version available.

Black XXX-Mas (B, 1999)

This short movie was the third short from the Belgian company Striker Productions. Their first film was Striker Bob, a zombie movie with a scene at the sea. When shooting was finished the crew left the beach, forgetting all about the props (clothes and fake corpses) they’d used for the shoot.
The next morning the local polices was wondering if there’d been a black mass at the sea… no, officer, just a small movie company.

After their second, the very funny Los Taxios (about two Dutch tourists stuck in the taxi of a madman, who’s keen on showing them the ugly side of Brussels), Striker managed to get more money for their third movie, Black XXX-Mas.
And it shows. The script may not be as tight as Striker Bob or Los Taxios, but Black XXX-Mas looks good and has a raunchy sort of quality that made this one of Atom Films’ favourite movies.

A short summary shouldn’t be necessary, but if you insist:

Once upon a time there was reality. Now in reality, there are no good and bad guys. There are just bad guys and guys that are worse. This tale is an updated, megaviolent Little Red Riding Hood and is definitely not suitable for the kiddies.

It used to be on Atom (link seems to be gone), but now it’s been put on YouTube. So enjoy!

(Warning, the video above is a horror spoof and may not be suitable for minors. Watch it at your own risk.)