(2010 is upon us and it seemed only right to revise this posting and give the interested ones among you a "second chance" to join the team... C'mon, you know you wanna do it!!)

Yep.... you've read it right! If you've ever had a burning desire to see an article of your own up here at Delirium Vault spreading your very own personal opinions on movies, music, and all things, well..... "Delirious".... you are certainly in luck today!!

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Ever wonder what a movie like "The Bad Seed" crossed with "The Belles of St Trinians" and seasoned with more than a heaping helping of "Psycho" just might be like if it were done with an all Russian cast? Well wonder no more.... From the land of Borsht and Vodka comes "Yulenka: Deadly Lessons". Neko's been aware of this one for some time now, but it's taken me a while to hunt down some decent English subtitles.... until now.

The simple synopsis goes: "Professor Andriy Belov moves to a small town from the capital, and from his university to a woman’s high school, so that his wife can get the treatment and air she needs. After a short time a the school, he begins to notice strange things happening to his students.

The students in the fifth class don't play with dolls, they delight in making a toy of human lives. One day he finds a note reading ‘Save Us,’ and he begins to take action. As he investigates, his life degenerates into a nightmare, and his only hope is a lone little girl, Yulenka..... or does something evil hide behind her innocent eyes?"

This is another of those odd little films for which your Favorite Catgirl ends up spending her odd hours searching high and low for subtitles when the original DVD lacks them. Sometimes I find them right away... other times it take a while... sometime it takes an excruciatingly looonnggg time. These ones required me to delve into some fairly odd places in the former Soviet Union, but my perseverance has finally paid off, and so now.... with some fairly accurate fan-translated subtitles in hand and a copy of the Region 5 DVD.... "Yulenka" is finally mine!!

Was it worth all my silly efforts (not to mention a fair amount of Bablefish translation of Cyrillic Russian)? Guess you'll have to "Read On" to find out!!

"Sexy Killer"..... This one actually got mentioned to me some while ago as a quirky zombie comedy film I should definitely check out, but my inquisitive, insatiable quest for a decent source of weird Spanish films has so far failed to reward me with a reliable source directly out of Spain.... Luckily for me the Region 2 UK release for this one has remedied that lil' problem.

The synopsis for it reads: "At an exclusive university dead bodies are turning up with alarming frequency, all believed to be victims of the notorious Campus Killer. The police are stumped as to who the killer might be and, of course, nobody suspects innocent looking med student Barbara. A superficial fashion queen whose childhood dream was to grow up to become the living embodiment of her favorite doll, Cindy Superstar, all Barbara needs now is to find herself a real-life equivalent of Cindy’s plastic partner, Glenn. But behind the mask of her perfectly applied make-up is a deadly cross between Paris Hilton and American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman, a female serial killer for whom ruthlessly slaughtering people isn’t so much a question of why as one of why not?

Barbara’s grisly trail of murder fortuitously leads her into the arms of Tomas, a fellow student assigned to the campus morgue who is experimenting with a machine designed to translate thoughts and brainwaves into images. What he later discovers, though, is that with a little tinkering (and the addition of a healthy dose of Ecstasy to his subjects) the machine is able to reanimate the dead. Not surprisingly, this proves to be bad news for Barbara as Tomas begins reviving the Campus Killer’s victims in the hope that at least one of them will be able to identify their murderer. Of course, what he hadn’t bargained for was their insatiable hunger for both revenge and for human flesh. Soon, Tomas finds himself the innocent bystander in a bloody and explosive serial killer versus zombies showdown."

Hmmm... now this one certainly sounds downright goofy. (And you know how Neko sooo likes goofy!!) So forgoing my usual popcorn and wine coolers, we opt for a movie night of spicy nachos and sangria, hoping the movie fairies will bless Carolyn and I with a delightfully grisly laugh fest to remember!! Think you might just like it too? Then You better "Read On" and find out more!